blackberryshawty:

thebootydiaries:

in the Uber …. thinking about how the Subway lady brushed hands with me as she passed me my tuna sub …… feel like a whore ……..

dankmemesreasonforliving:

beetledrink:

(wearing a t-shirt that says “I MADE SNOW ANGELS AT THE DYATLOV PASS AND ALL I GOT WAS MY TONGUE RIPPED OUT”)

lesbianshepard:

male villain: i’ve killed and manipulated people for my own betterment and feel no remorse

me: wow i wonder how our heroes are going to take this guy down! he’s evil!

female villain: i’ve killed and manipulated people for my own betterment and feel no remorse

me: 

glorianas:

the hag in folklore actually is symbolic of men being afraid that when women get older we’ll realize how shit they really are and eat them which is fair and they should be

fashionsensexoxo:

do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else

youdirtyshisno:

My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress: